Randoms!!!

I dont know this lady from Adams but i believe she's wounded and grievin over an ex-lover--Will appreciate if you guys will stop by her blog to show some love..Appreciated..



A very successful Nigerian lawyer parked his brand new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck passed too close and tore off the door on the driver's side. The lawyer immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and within minutes, a policeman pulled up.
Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically. His Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined, no matter how the body shop might try to fix it.
When the lawyer finally wound down from his ranting and raving, the officer shook his head in disgust and disbelief.
"I cannot believe how materialistic you Nigerians are," the cop said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else." "How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer. The cop replied: "Don't you know that your left arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you." "My god!" screamed the NAIJA lawyer. "My Rolex!!"

.....................................................................................
Secrets of a Perfect Relationship
1. You need a woman who cooks, clean, and has a job.
2. You need a woman who can make you laugh.
3. you need a woman who you can trust and never lies to you.
4. You need a woman who is good in bed and likes to be with you.
5. Most important of all... You must make sure these 4 women never meet.
.....................................................................................
There was a man who was cheating on his wife with his sexy assistant.
One day, the man decided to visit her at her house. After having some lunch, they had the best sex they ever had.
When the man was getting ready to leave, he asked the assistant to rub his shoes and pants on the lawn. Confused, she did as she was told.
When the man returned home, his wife was furious. She screamed at him, "Where the hell have you been?!" The man decided to be honest, and said, " Honey, I've been cheating on you. I went to my assistant's house to have some lunch, but ended up having the best sex in my life." The woman took one look at the man's pants and shoes and said, "You liar! You've been sneaking out to play golf with your friends again!"
.....................................................................................
A judge says to a double homicide defendant,"your bein charged with beatin your wife to death with a hammer. A voice at the back of the courtroom cries out, "you bastard!" The judge continues, your also charged with beatin your mother in law to death with a hammer,"the voice in the back of the courtroom cries out, "you bastard!" The judge stops and says to the guy in the back of the courtroom, "sir, i could understand your anger and frustration at the crime but no more outbursts from you or i'll hold you with contempt, is that understood?"the guy in the back of the court stands up and says, "im sorry your honor, but for fifteen years ive lived next door to that bastard and everytime i asked to borrow a hammer, he said he didn’t have one."